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Post by Richard on Mar 15, 2004 15:32:44 GMT -5
To ensure the members of this board are up to date with the most current dog owning and training issues, I am posting a list of Dog Property Laws for your reference....I had a chat with Rocky today and he gave me the lowdown about how dogs look at property around the home(ok, just kidding, me and Rocky talked but someone else sent me this list....hahahahahahaaaa):
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, its mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
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Post by Laura on Mar 15, 2004 16:29:23 GMT -5
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Post by amyjo on Mar 15, 2004 16:35:24 GMT -5
"if I'm chewing it all the pieces are mine!" Ha! that reminds me of Kylie...she "herds" all her little white stuffing pieces from her toys when I am sweeping!
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Post by Richard on Mar 15, 2004 16:52:52 GMT -5
You sure about the last one ? Oh yeah, dogs have quality control too eh?
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Post by sibemom on Mar 15, 2004 19:14:35 GMT -5
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Post by ohclueless1 on Mar 16, 2004 8:20:37 GMT -5
That reminds me of something my mother says to her husband all the time. "Whats mine is mine, and whats yours is mine also" I like those Richard.
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Post by Nicole on Mar 16, 2004 8:53:54 GMT -5
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Post by Willow on Mar 16, 2004 10:09:28 GMT -5
Yes, that was great and very true...but the list should include, for my dogs, at least: if it has 4 or more legs and runs from me, it's DEFINATELY MINE!!!
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