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Post by Laura on Feb 28, 2004 18:37:11 GMT -5
This is hanging in my front hall ;D, feel free to print!
Rules for people who visit and like to complain about our pets: 1. They live here; you don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pet better than I like most people.
4. To you it's an animal. To me he and/or she is an adopted son and/or daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and is speech challenged. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the kids.
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Post by Willow on Feb 28, 2004 18:39:13 GMT -5
How true, how true! ;D
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Post by ohclueless1 on Feb 28, 2004 18:46:30 GMT -5
LOL My son got all offended over that one... but the selling the kids part takes the cake.
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Post by Nicole on Feb 28, 2004 18:53:56 GMT -5
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Post by Brooke on Feb 28, 2004 19:08:03 GMT -5
Haha! You forgot..."thou shalt not piss off the Alpha dog"
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Post by sibemom on Feb 28, 2004 22:20:24 GMT -5
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Post by Richard on Feb 29, 2004 9:27:48 GMT -5
Nice list..... In our house, you'd have to add the Sheppard Shake to the list... 6. The Security GSD will do a Sheppard Shake at random for Security purposes (yes, I know I shouldn't) for those entering the house. -Richard
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Post by Dobemom on Mar 2, 2004 16:22:00 GMT -5
Most excellent list! Sell the kids . Ah, nevermind. I'd have to pay someone to take him.
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Post by sibemom on Mar 2, 2004 16:40:50 GMT -5
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Post by Dobemom on Mar 2, 2004 16:58:43 GMT -5
:)Kind of like our garbage pickup company: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back!
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