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Post by Tammi21 on Jun 30, 2005 17:02:20 GMT -5
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb.
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Post by Nicole on Jun 30, 2005 17:13:23 GMT -5
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Post by willow on Jun 30, 2005 19:48:20 GMT -5
That was funny about Sunny too!
Let's see: Kara: With nose in air, "You actually had the audacity to ask "the Queen" to change a light bulb? What were you thinking?
Buddy: "It's already changed. I read your mind."
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Post by sibemom on Jun 30, 2005 20:30:00 GMT -5
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Post by ladyarya on Jun 30, 2005 23:46:00 GMT -5
Karma: Can we play fetch with the lightbulb? Pllllleeeeeeeeeease? Please mom? Can we? Huh huh?!
Buddha: I won't do it unless Karma does it first!
;D
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Post by Tammi21 on Jul 1, 2005 0:18:51 GMT -5
Jetta. Is that lightbulb for me?? ohhh can I have it!!!
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